Chuck Norris Facts: Death


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  • Chuck Norris invented death to make life more exciting. Be creative!

  • Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

  • Chuck Norris died yesterday. But he's fine now.

  • Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris has never cheated death. He always wins fair and square.

  • Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.

  • Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

  • Aging doesn't apply to Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

  • While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life.

  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t foolish enough to attack him!

  • The Mayans says: the world will end 21.12.2012
    Chuck Norris says: I haven't allowed it to end ...

  • Chuck Norris can't be infected by zombies because zombies won't dare come near Chuck Norris.

  • Zombie apocalypse will never be successful simply because Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris: "Zombie apocalypse? Bring it on!"

  • Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive a zombie apocalypse; the zombies try to survive Chuck Norris.

  • When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn't turn into a Zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris: Zombie


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