Anti-Chuck Norris Facts

Created on 28 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 16 Sep, 2022
  • [Bruce Lee] You want some Chuck Norris facts? Here's one: I Kicked His Ass!

  • Why there are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee?
    Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

  • [Bruce Lee] Anything Chuck Norris can do, I can do better.

  • [Bruce Lee] Chuck Norris, here I come!

  • [Bruce Lee] I leave this world because there are no worthy opponent left.
    [Chuck Norris] I don't want to leave this world because I am afraid to meet Bruce Lee.

  • [Bruce Lee] Chuck Norris will never die because he is too scared of running into me.

  • Bruce Lee own a girl dog that he named Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is his bitch!

  • Chuck Norris killed 2 birds with 1 stone. But Bruce Lee killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

  • The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bruce Lee.

  • Monsters look under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet and looks under the bed in fear of Bruce Lee.

  • Contrary to Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee facts are actually true!

  • Bruce Lee is the reason why Chuck Norris has a career.

  • Bruce Lee is the only man who has ever kicked Chuck Norris ass and lived died.

  • Bruce Lee is the reason why everybody makes Chuck Norris jokes.

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