• Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.

• "Chuck Norris": Google won't dare to search for this guy.

• You don't find Chuck Norris on Google search. Chuck Norris finds you!

• If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" it simply replies "Run while you still have a chance!"

• When Google has a question, they "Norris" it.

• Chuck Norris 3rd grade notebook was stolen, now it is known as Wikipedia.

• There is no 'Ctrl' key on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control!!

• There is no 'Esc' key on Chuck Norris's computer. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris!!

• Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form. Because he will never submit.

• Chuck's Gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com

  

• I sent an email to Chuck Norris. Here is his reply:

  

• Chuck Norris doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.

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