Chuck Norris Facts: Animals


Created on 26 Sep, 2021
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  • Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.

    Watch: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris Joke (Full Scene) [HD] - 1:35 min | 520k views

    ps: Such movie was mainly developed to show this Chuck Norris fact.

  • Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone.

  • Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.

  • Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.

  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw - it's offspring became giraffes.

  • Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse.

  • He once drowned a fish.

  • Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest… with a fish.

  • If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.

  • The truth about the EXTINCTION:

    Chuck Norris: Extinction


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