• Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.

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  ps: Such movie was mainly developed to show this Chuck Norris fact.

• Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone.

• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.

• Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.

• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw - it's offspring became giraffes.

• Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse.

• He once drowned a fish.

• Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest… with a fish.

• If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.

• The truth about the EXTINCTION:

  

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