Chuck Norris Facts: Sex

Created on 26 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 16 Sep, 2022
  • Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands‚Ķ now its just the Islands.
  • He's always on top when he has sex, because Chuck Norris doesn't f**k up.
  • He doesn't wear condoms. When it comes to Chuck Norris, there's no such thing as protection.
  • Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

  • Last night, an 82 year-old widow looked at this picture of Chuck Norris. Today, she's pregnant.

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