Chuck Norris: Badass

Created on 26 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 29 May, 2023
  • When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

    Chuck Norris: Questions?

  • Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

  • Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets. With nine bullets!

  • Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

  • Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

  • When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

  • I once had the pleasure of shaking Chuck Norris hand. I now only have 1 arm.

  • One time, Chuck Norris went to Mars. That's why there's no sign of life there.

  • Chuck Norris wants you to have a happy birthday. So have a happy birthday or Chuck will find you.

  • Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

  • Once, Chuck Norris was told to down one of his students. That student is still recovering from his injuries.

  • Chuck Norris has punched people so hard that their blood started bleeding.

    Chuck Norris: Wants You

  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

  • Chuck Norris blood type is AK-47.

  • Chuck Norris trash day:

    Chuck Norris: trash

  • Einstein's Theory of Relativity states that nothing can travel faster than light ... except Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

  • 2021 Capitol Attack

    "Chuck Norris denies being at Capitol attack after image goes viral", The Guardian

    Chuck Norris Facts: Armed

    Chuck Norris calls you for peaceful protests:

    Chuck Norris Facts: Invasion

  • A Chuck Norris delivered roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

  • Jesus prays to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris: badge

  • The US army was left with 2 option against Japan: drop a nuke or send in Chuck Norris.
    They chose the more humane option.

  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

  • Fear of spiders is aracnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris has never had to put gas in his tank. All of his vehicles run on fear.

  • Chuck Norris invading North Korea:

    Chuck Norris: North Korea

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