Chuck Norris Facts: Computing

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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.
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"Chuck Norris": Google won't dare to search for this guy.
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You don't find Chuck Norris on Google search. Chuck Norris finds you!
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" it simply replies "Run while you still have a chance!"
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When Google has a question, they "Norris" it.
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Chuck Norris 3rd grade notebook was stolen, now it is known as Wikipedia.
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There is no 'Ctrl' key on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control!!
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There is no 'Esc' key on Chuck Norris's computer. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris!!
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form. Because he will never submit.
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Chuck's Gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
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