Chuck Norris Facts: Computing

Created on 26 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 30 May, 2023
  • Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.

  • "Chuck Norris": Google won't dare to search for this guy.

  • You don't find Chuck Norris on Google search. Chuck Norris finds you!

  • If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" it simply replies "Run while you still have a chance!"

  • When Google has a question, they "Norris" it.

  • Chuck Norris 3rd grade notebook was stolen, now it is known as Wikipedia.

  • There is no 'Ctrl' key on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control!!

  • There is no 'Esc' key on Chuck Norris's computer. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris!!

  • Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form. Because he will never submit.

  • Chuck's Gmail account:

  • I sent an email to Chuck Norris. Here is his reply:

  • Chuck Norris doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.

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