Chuck Norris Facts: Superheroes


Created on 27 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 16 Sep, 2022
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  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

  • Hulk once got round-housed by Chuck Norris and ran to the woods. He is now known as Shrek.

  • Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws and Godzilla.

  • Chuck Norris once flushed a condom‚Ķ three weeks later The Ninja Turtles were born.

  • Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside:

    superman

Thor's Hammer

  • Chuck Norris can lift Thor's Hammer.

  • Chuck Norris is worthy of lifting Thor's Hammer, but Thor's Hammer is not worthy of being lifted by Chuck Norris.

  • "Chuck, do you have my hammer?", Thor

  • "How in the world did Chuck Norris pick up my Hammer", Thor

  • Thor borrowed his hammer from Chuck Norris's tool shed.

  • "I'm trying to find Thor so I can return his hammer", Chuck Norris

Avengers - Infinity War (2018): Thanos

  • Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were subsequently collected by Thanos and embedded into a gauntlet.

  • Chuck Norris stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, put it on, and killed half the universe. Then he snapped his fingers.

  • Thanos: Give me the last infinity stone!
    Iron Man: You can't get it, it's in this sandwich!
    Thanos: You think a sandwich will stop me? [sandwich destroyed]
    Chuck Norris: Has anyone seen my sandwich?
    Thanos:

  • Avengers Infinity War (2018): "The Snap" Scene
    Watch the video: Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - "Snap Of Disintegration" - 3:46 min | 2.5Mi views

    Chuck Norris Facts: Thanos
    Chuck Norris Facts: Thanos

  • The Avengers (2012): "We have a Hulk" Scene
    Watch the video: Iron Man vs Loki - "We have a Hulk" - 3:26 min | 31Mi views

    Chuck Norris Facts: Hulk

    Chuck Norris Facts: Hulk

  • Batman (TV series 1960s): "Phone Call" Scene
    Watch the video: Batman makes a phone call - 0:17 min | 8k views

    Chuck Norris Facts: Batman


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