• Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands… now its just the Islands.
• He's always on top when he has sex, because Chuck Norris doesn't f**k up.
• He doesn't wear condoms. When it comes to Chuck Norris, there's no such thing as protection.
• Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

• Last night, an 82 year-old widow looked at this picture of Chuck Norris. Today, she's pregnant.

  

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