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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chopstick.
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Chuck Norris: "I eat soup with chopstick"
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils his water with his rage.
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Water boils faster when Chuck Norris stares at it.
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Once Chuck Norris order a Big Mac at Burger King. And got it.
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Chuck Norris can turn a hamburger back into a cow.
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When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.
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When Chuck Norris slices onions, onions cry.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
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Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer.
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Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris never loses.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze water from rocks.
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The last time Chuck Norris cooked dinner, Jesus and the disciples had reservations.
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That's his pizza slicer:
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Chuck Norris's toothpick:
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