Chuck Norris Facts: Food & Diet


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  • Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chopstick.

  • Chuck Norris: "I eat soup with chopstick"

  • Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils his water with his rage.

  • Water boils faster when Chuck Norris stares at it.

  • Once Chuck Norris order a Big Mac at Burger King. And got it.

  • Chuck Norris can turn a hamburger back into a cow.

  • When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

  • When Chuck Norris slices onions, onions cry.

  • Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.

  • Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer.

  • Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris never loses.

  • Chuck Norris can squeeze water from rocks.

  • The last time Chuck Norris cooked dinner, Jesus and the disciples had reservations.

  • That's his pizza slicer:

    Chuck Norris: pizza slicer

  • Chuck Norris's toothpick:

    Chuck Norris's toothpick


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