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[Bruce Lee] You want some Chuck Norris facts? Here's one: I Kicked His Ass!
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Why there are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee?
Because Bruce Lee is no joke. -
[Bruce Lee] Anything Chuck Norris can do, I can do better.
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[Bruce Lee] Chuck Norris, here I come!
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[Bruce Lee] I leave this world because there are no worthy opponent left.
[Chuck Norris] I don't want to leave this world because I am afraid to meet Bruce Lee. -
[Bruce Lee] Chuck Norris will never die because he is too scared of running into me.
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Bruce Lee own a girl dog that he named Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is his bitch!
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Chuck Norris killed 2 birds with 1 stone. But Bruce Lee killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
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The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bruce Lee.
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Monsters look under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet and looks under the bed in fear of Bruce Lee.
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Contrary to Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee facts are actually true!
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Bruce Lee is the reason why Chuck Norris has a career.
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Bruce Lee is the only man who has ever kicked Chuck Norris ass and
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Bruce Lee is the reason why everybody makes Chuck Norris jokes.
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