-
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.
Watch: Expendables 2 - Chuck Norris Joke (Full Scene) [HD] - 1:35 min | 520k views
ps: Such movie was mainly developed to show this Chuck Norris fact.
-
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone.
-
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
-
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
-
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw - it's offspring became giraffes.
-
Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse.
-
He once drowned a fish.
-
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest… with a fish.
-
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
-
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
-
The truth about the EXTINCTION:
Chuck Norris Facts: Animals
Created on 26 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 16 Sep, 2022

Maintainer
Central_Meme
Replies
- No replies yet
Comments