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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.
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When Chuck Norris Sneezes, he creates the 0.1% of bacteria that hand sanitizers can't kill.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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He doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry.
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When there's a meteor shower Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
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A Chuck Norris hot shower most of you call it "ice bucket challenge":
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He doesn't have hair on his balls. Not because Chuck Norris manscapes, but because hair can't grow on fucking steel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet… he scares the shit out of it.
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They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it didn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris decided to shave his beard:
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Chuck Norris shaving his beard:
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Chuck Norris transformation after shaving his beard:
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Chuck Norris toilet paper:
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Skin lotion of Chuck Norris:
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This is how Chuck Norris gets a tattoo:
Chuck Norris Facts: Personal Care
Created on 26 Sep, 2021
Last Update on 30 May, 2023

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