Chuck Norris Facts: Personal Care

Created on 26 Sep, 2021

Last Update on 30 May, 2023

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.
When Chuck Norris Sneezes, he creates the 0.1% of bacteria that hand sanitizers can't kill.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
He doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry.
When there's a meteor shower Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
A Chuck Norris hot shower most of you call it "ice bucket challenge":
He doesn't have hair on his balls. Not because Chuck Norris manscapes, but because hair can't grow on fucking steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet… he scares the shit out of it.
They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it didn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris decided to shave his beard:
Chuck Norris shaving his beard:
Chuck Norris transformation after shaving his beard:
Chuck Norris toilet paper:
Skin lotion of Chuck Norris:
This is how Chuck Norris gets a tattoo: