• Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chopstick.

• Chuck Norris: "I eat soup with chopstick"

• Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils his water with his rage.

• Water boils faster when Chuck Norris stares at it.

• Once Chuck Norris order a Big Mac at Burger King. And got it.

• Chuck Norris can turn a hamburger back into a cow.

• When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

• When Chuck Norris slices onions, onions cry.

• Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.

• Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer.

• Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris never loses.

• Chuck Norris can squeeze water from rocks.

• The last time Chuck Norris cooked dinner, Jesus and the disciples had reservations.

• That's his pizza slicer:

  

• Chuck Norris's toothpick:

  

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